Wealth Management
I am deleting this blog and getting a new one. My now self is too different from my old self (you can see for yourself, point, and laugh at my old posts) to continue posting on the same blog for so long.
Besides, I'm too lazy to fix the sidebar.
So, here is my new blog:
http://nartlee.blogspot.comWhat? You thought I would get another fancy url?
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Caught, caught in the way
In the way of a bus
Oh oh, the lease is up
They break our legs
To prove a point
Oh, the lease is up
Oh oh, the lease is over
A bible in one hand
He makes decisions
Oh oh, the lease is up
Ordered his gun
And it's done and it's done and it's done
An hysteric at the top
Saying everything is safe
Ordered his gun and it's done and it's done
God is going to get sick of me
And the accident
That takes the beat from my heart
Will look like it was my fault, my fault
Spend one more day
Backed into a corner
Oh oh, the lease is up
Impossible to lose
Support gets stronger
Each time something frightens them
You'll set it right
I know, I know, hey hey hey
You said I get it, I get it, I get it alright
And that nothing can be taken
And that nothing can be taken from me
After I've stopped waiting
For an ambulance to come and get me
Hey hey hey
God is Going to get sick of me
And the accident
That takes the beat from my heart
Will look like his
It was my fault, my faultGod Is Going to Get Sick of Me by Aberdeen City
Zao An
Every night after 11pm, I see all these taxis with their beautifully lit up blue and yellow lights driving by and I get this
strong urge to flag all of them down, keep them in my pocket and save them up for another day.
I think I've held in my shit for too long and it all went to my head or something.
Yes!! Finally she's out of the toilet!!
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Ahhh... That feels better.
The Placebo gig sucked. Placebo's attitude summed up = I'm too big for a place like this, can't wait for the gig to be over. The sound system made it look/sound like they were lip synching, and I could hear Brian's electric guitar strings being strummed over the actual music. The models were distracting especially when they came out and did rock-star carat stuff like walk down the runway and touch the audiences hands- like wtf man, nobody in here bought 2 cds to touch your filthy arrogant hands.
We bought 2 cds to touch
Brian's filthy arrogant hands.
Example
Raffles Medical Group Telephone Assistance: *mumbles in monotonous voice* Hi. Raffles Medical Group Ang Mo Kio Branch. How may I assist you.
Me: Hi I'd like to know where this branch is located exactly?
RMGTA: Walk from Ang Mo Kio Mrt.
Me: ....
RMGTA: ....
Me: ....
RMGTA: ....
Me: Uh. (thinks: Is that all the directions you're gonna give?) Okay, so if I drop at Jubilee in which direction do I walk?
RMGTA: Ang Mo Kio polyclinic.
Me: .... Right. Okay bye.
RMGTA: *hangs up*
Me: *screams at phone* YOU CAN ASSIST ME WITH INFORMATION THAT ACTUALLY HELPS NEXT TIME YOU ASSHOLE
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Because my mom and brother don't know shit, my dad is thousands of miles away, and the deadline to submit everything is in 2 days time:
Does any smart ass out there know what to do with
this and
this?
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Who you look like
Metallurgy
I feel like I'm walking through one big block of air. It's too hot and smoky and suffocating. The Boss' long face complements mine perfectly. My pimple is screaming for me to carve it out using a razorblade and spare it the torment.
... Maybe when the power trips again (which should be anytime now) I'll stick my finger into one of the sockets.
Sigh
(his journal entry before the concert)
"03.17.2006
Asia is the Jam.
Singapore is home to the world’s largest water fountain, aptly named the fountain of wealth. I put my hand in the water, made a silent wish and walked around its epicenter three times. This is what you’re supposed to do to receive a life of good fortune. Thank you God of Architectural Achievement. I can go home now.
If good fortune doesn’t come in the form of the dollar, I can at least say i’m fortunate enough to have seen Toca fall UP two different flights of stairs in the last two weeks. The first was an escalator in the UK, where upon losing grip on his 6 bags of Mariah Carey brand luggage, he stumbled backward bearing his weight on the skinny businessman behind him, while is legs continued up the escalator until he was practically upside down.
The other was your run of the mill staircase and classic the-flip-flop-didn’t-make-it scenario. He looks sad when he stumbles, with his bangles and beads making a great noise and his computer and gnome spilling up and down the awkward walk. But I can’t help but laugh. He’s a grown man after all, strong and sophisticated. He’s just clumsy sometimes. As long he’s not hurt I don’t mind feeling cooler next to him, if only because I can place on foot in front of the other without problems persisting.
OMG. My elderly Chinese room-service waiter, who’s look’s eerily like the guy who fostered Gizmo before he was stolen and spawned Gremlins, just brought me my lunch order. Yes I requested a coke with my fish and chips, but I didn’t say anything about extra ice and lemon. My cola is stacked! He knows! Or worse. He wants the M to the R to the tap that AZ.
Tonight in Singapo:
The hottest women get together to celebrate the 50 most eligible bachelors at a party around the corner from our show.
Make that 51, yo.
I’ll be there right after I flow.
Asia is the jam."post-jason syndrome... he is sooo fucking sexy and funny and intelligent and talented and charming and geeky and i swear, yo.
who the hell wears sport shoes and jeans and a plain white shirt with a cap on backwards to a concert.
none other than the very sexy jason mraz- oooh GOD i so want to touch him.
"wave to me jason, wave to me"
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poptart at espl was fun. no better than fun. they played hounds of love and such great heights and banquet and forever lost. i got to shake wayne thunder's hand and touch ben harrison's furry head!!! this week is famous people week.
Pome
Okay enough of youtube..
more of kontraband. Haha.
Charlene's old posts reminded me of how I always get a stomachache exactly when assembly starts. How many times have I suffered in agony in the toilet biting my pinafore and screaming while I hear my friends sing mari kita. And teachers actually "discourage girls from going to the toilet during assembly". What fuck?! This kinda uncontrollable thing how can discourage. No wonder now majority of us got problems with shee shee or pang sai.
Girls keep breaking up with me
It's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy...
They don't need another one
Screams
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@%!*#!%@*&^@FUCKNNBCHEEBAIMOTHERLAND
*uncontrollable bursts of spasmodic vulgarity*
i have tempered down. i have lost my cense of humus.
wow. something has snapped in my brain. i actually heard it
i hate the word 'narcissisticinthesizerhinocerouswhateverpangsai'. please use easier words such as 'egoistic' or 'vainpot' because as you can tell by this simple entry that I HAVE GONE BONKERS
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I'm losing my edge
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge
I'm losing my edge to the kids from France and from London
But I was there
I was there in 1968
I was there at the first Can show in Cologne
I'm losing my edge
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear
When they get on the decks
I'm losing my edge to the Internet seekers who can tell me
Every member of every good group from 1962 to 1978
I'm losing my edge
To all the kids in Tokyo and Berlin
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Brooklynites
In little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered eighties
But I'm losing my edge
I'm losing my edge, but I was there
I was there
But I was there
I'm losing my edge
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks
But I was there
I was there in 1974 at the first Suicide practices
In a loft in New York City
I was working on the organ sounds with much patience
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band
I told him, "Don't do it that way, you'll never make a dime"
I was there
I was the first guy playing Daft Punk to the rock kids
I played it at CBGB's
Everybody thought I was crazy
We all know
I was there
I've never been wrong
I used to work in the record store
I had everything before anyone
I was there in the Paradise Garage DJ booth with Larry Levan
I was there in Jamaica during the great sound clashes
I woke up naked on the beach in Ibiza in 1988
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people
With better ideas and more talent
And they're actually really, really nice
I'm losing my edge
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody
Every great song by the Beach Boys
All the underground hits
All the Modern Lovers tracks
I heard you have a vinyl of every Niagra record on German import
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal Detroit techno hit - 1985, '86, '87
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s
I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real
You want to make a Yaz record
I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables
I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know
But have you seen my records
This Heat, Pere Ubu, Outsiders, Nation of Ulysses, Mars, The Trojans, The Black Dice, Todd Terry, the Germs, Section 25, Althea and Donna, Sexual Harrassment, a-ha, Pere Ubu, Dorothy Ashby, PIL, the Fania All-Stars, the Bar-Kays, the Human League, the Normal, Lou Reed, Scott Walker, Monks, Niagra, Joy Division, Lower 48, the Association, Sun Ra, Scientists, Royal Trux, 10cc, Eric B. and Rakim, Index, Basic Channel, Soulsonic Force ("just hit me"!), Juan Atkins, David Axelrod, Electric Prunes, Gil! Scott! Heron!, the Slits, Faust, Mantronix, Pharaoh Sanders and the Fire Engines, the Swans, the Soft Cell, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics.
You don't know what you really want
You don't know what you really wantLosing My Edge by LCD Soundsystem
Google Fun
I read about this from
Brenda's blog..
Google is coming up with a 'virtual wallet' to compete with paypal.
This new 'virtual wallet' is to be named:
Gbuy!
Yes- Porno!!
The problem with youths of today:
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You know, with Singapore's weather constantly at "BURN-THE-PEOPLE-TILL-THEY-BLISTER-AND-DIE", I don't know why people with my skin colour still exist.
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Today, you were far away
And I didn't ask you why
What could I say
I was far away
You just walked away
And I just watched you
What could I say
How close am I to losing you
Tonight, you just close your eyes
And I just watch you slip away
How close am I to losing you
Hey are you awake
Yeah I'm right here
Well can I ask you
About today
How close am I to losing you
How close am I to losingToday by The National
